Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Sin of Omission

by: Margaret E. Sangster

It isn't the thing you do, dear, 
Its the thing you leave undone 
That gives you a bit of a heartache 
At setting of the sun. 
The tender work forgotten, 
The letter you did not write, 
The flowers you did not send, dear, 
Are your haunting ghosts at night. 

The stone you might have lifted 
Out of a brother's way; 
The bit of heartsome counsel 
You were hurried too much to say; 
The loving touch of the hand, dear, 
The gentle, winning tone 
Which you had no time nor thought for 
With troubles enough of your own. 

Thoes little acts of kindness 
So easily out of mind, 
Thoes chances to be angels 
Which we poor mortals find~ 
They come in night and silence, 
Each sad, reproachful wraith, 
When hope is faint and flagging, 
And a chill has fallen on faith. 

For life is all too short, dear, 
And sorrow is all to great, 
To suffer our slow compassion 
That tarries until too late: 
And it isn't the thing you do, dear, 
It's the thing you leave undone 
Which gives you a bit of heartache 
At the setting of the sun.

A Smile

SMILE!!!!! 

She smiled at a sorrowful stranger...
The smile seemed to make him feel better...
He remembered past kindnesses of a friend
And wrote him a thank you letter...
The friend was so pleased with the thank you
That he left a large tip after lunch...
The waitress, surprised by the size of the tip,
Bet the whole thing on a hunch...
The next day she picked up her winnings,
And gave part to a man on the street...
The man on the street was grateful;
For two days he'd had nothing to eat...
After he finished his dinner,
He left for his small dingy room...
He didn't know at that moment
That he might be facing his doom...
On the way he picked up a shivering puppy
And took him home to get warm...
The puppy was very grateful
To be in out of the storm...
That night the house caught on fire...
The puppy barked the alarm...
He barked till he woke the whole household
And saved everybody from harm...
One of the boys that he rescued
Grew up to be President...
All this because of a simple smile
That hadn't cost a cent...

Handwriting on the Wall

A weary mother returned from the store,
Lugging groceries through the kitchen door.
Awaiting her arrival was her 8 year old son,
Anxious to relate what his younger brother had done.

"While I was out playing and Dad was on a call,
T.J. took his crayons and wrote on the wall!
It's on the new paper you just hung in the den.
I told him you'd be mad at having to do it again."

She let out a moan and furrowed her brow,
"Where is your little brother right now?"
She emptied her arms and with a purposeful stride,
She marched to his closet where he had gone to hide.

She called his full name as she entered his room.
He trembled with fear--he knew that meant doom!
For the next ten minutes, she ranted and raved
About the expensive wallpaper and how she had saved.

Lamenting all the work it would take to repair,
She condemned his actions and total lack of care.
The more she scolded, the madder she got,
Then stomped from his room, totally distraught!

She headed for the den to confirm her fears.
When she saw the wall, her eyes flooded with tears.
The message she read pierced her soul with a dart.
It said, "I love Mommy," surrounded by a heart.

Well, the wallpaper remained, just as she found it,
With an empty picture frame hung to surround it.
A reminder to her, and indeed to all,
Take time to read the handwriting on the wall

Who Packed Your Parachute?

Sometimes in the daily challenges that life gives us, we miss what is really important. We may
fail to say hello, please, or thank you, congratulate someone on something wonderful that has
happened to them, give a compliment, or just do something nice for no reason.

Charles Plumb, a US Naval Academy graduate, was a jet pilot in Vietnam. After 75 combat
missions, his plane was destroyed by a surface-to-air missile. Plumb ejected and
parachuted into enemy lands. He was captured and spent 6 years in a communist Vietnamese
prison. He survived the ordeal and now lectures on lessons learned from that experience.

One day, when Plumb and his wife were sitting in a restaurant, a man at another table came
up and said, "You're Plumb! You flew jet fighters in Vietnam from the aircraft carrier Kitty Hawk.
You were shot down!" "How in the world did you know that?" asked Plumb. "I packed your
parachute," the man replied.

Plumb gasped in surprise and gratitude. The man pumped his hand and said, "I guess it
worked!" Plumb assured him, "It sure did. If your chute hadn't worked, I wouldn't be here today."

Plumb couldn't sleep that night, thinking about that man. Plumb says, "I kept wondering what
he might have looked like in a Navy uniform: A white hat, a bib in the back, and bell bottom
trousers. I wonder how many times I might have seen him and not even said good morning,
how are you or anything because, you see, I was a fighter pilot, and he was just a sailor."

Plumb thought of the many hours the sailor had spent on a long wooden table in the bowels of
the ship, carefully weaving the shrouds and folding the silks of each chute, holding in his
hands each time the fate of someone he didn't know.

Now, Plumb asks his audience, "Who's packing your parachute?"

Everyone has someone who provides what they need to make it through the day. Plumb
also points out that he needed many kinds of parachutes when his plane was shot down
over enemy territory - he needed his physical parachute, his mental parachute, his emotional
parachute, and his spiritual parachute. He called on all these supports before reaching safety. His
experience reminds us all to prepare ourselves to weather whatever storms lie ahead. As you
go through this week, this month, this year... recognize people who pack your parachute!

Didn't learn in high school

Excerpt from Charles Sykes 

On the rules of life for graduates. 

Some have said this was from Bill Gates talk to high school graduates 
but probably he did not say this unless he quoted Sykes.

RULE 1.

Life is not fair; get used to it.

RULE 2.

The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you
to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

RULE 3.

You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school OR
college. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone, until you earn
both.

RULE 4.

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He
doesn't have tenure.

RULE 5.

Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a
different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity.

RULE 6.

If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your
mistakes, learn from them.

RULE 7.

Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now.
They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and
listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the
rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try
"delousing" the closet in your own room.

RULE 8.

Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has
not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they'll give
you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear
the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

RULE 9.

Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very
few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on
your own time.

RULE 10.

Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave
the coffee shop and go to jobs.

RULE 11.

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Rose

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze. "Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, have a couple of children, and then retire and travel." "No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age." I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake. We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this "time machine" as she shared her wisdom and experience with me. Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up. At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I'll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, "I'm sorry I'm so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I'll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know." As we laughed she cleared her throat and began: "We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success." You have to laugh and find humor every day. "You've got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die. We have so many people walking around who are dead and don't even know it!" "There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up. If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don't do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight. Anybody can grow older. That doesn't take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding the opportunity in change." "Have no regrets. The elderly usually don't have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets. She concluded her speech by courageously singing "The Rose." She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the years end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep. Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it's never too late to be all you can possibly be. If you read this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they'll really enjoy it!

We send these words in loving memory of ROSE Remember,

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY,
GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it.

Take the Son:

Years ago, there was a very wealthy man who, with his devoted young son,
shared a passion for art collecting. Together they traveled around the
world, adding only the finest art treasures to their collection.
Priceless works by Picasso, Van Gogh, Monet, and many others adorned the
walls of their family estate. The widowed elderly man looked on with
satisfaction as his only child became an experienced art collector. The
son's trained eye and sharp business mind caused his father to beam with
pride as they dealt with art collectors around the world.
As winter approached, war engulfed their nation, and the young man left
to serve his country. After only a few short weeks, the elderly man
received a telegram that his beloved son was missing in action. The art
collector anxiously awaited more news, fearing he would never see his
son again. Within days his fears were confirmed. The young man had died
while rushing a fellow soldier to a medic. Distraught and lonely, the
old man faced the upcoming Christmas holidays with anguish and sadness.
The joy of the season-a season that he and his son had so looked forward
to in the past-would visit his house no longer. On Christmas morning, a
knock on the door awakened the depressed old man. As he walked to the
door, the masterpieces of art on the walls only reminded him that his
son was not coming home. He opened the door and was greeted by a soldier
with a large package in his hand.
The soldier introduced himself to the old man by saying, "I was a friend
of your son. I was the one he was rescuing when he died. May I come in
for a few moments? I have something to show you." As the two began to
talk, the soldier told of how the man's son had told every one of his-and
his father's-love of fine art work. "I'm also an artist," said the
soldier, "and I want to give you this." As the old man began to unwrap
the package, paper gave way to reveal a portrait of the man's son.
Though the world would never consider it a work of genius, the painting
featured the young man's face in striking detail.
Overcome with emotion, the old man thanked the soldier, promising to
hang the portrait above the fireplace. A few hours later, after the
soldier had departed, the old man set about his task. True to his word,
the painting went above the fireplace, pushing aside thousands of dollars
worth of paintings. And then the old man sat in his chair and spent
Christmas gazing at the gift he had been given. During the days and weeks
that followed, the man learned that his son
had rescued dozens of wounded soldiers before a bullet stilled his
caring heart. As the stories of his son's gallantry continued to reach
him, fatherly pride and satisfaction began to ease his grief, as he
realized that, although his son was no longer with him, the boy's life
would live on because of those he had touched. The painting of his son
soon became his most prized possession, far eclipsing any interest in
the priceless pieces for which museums around the world clamored. He told
his neighbors it was the greatest gift he had ever received. The following
spring, the old man became ill and passed away. The art
world was in anticipation, since, with the old man's passing, and his only
son dead, those paintings would be sold at an auction. According to
the will of the old man, all of the art works would be auctioned on
Christmas Day, the way he had received his greatest gift.
The day finally arrived and art collectors from around the world gathered
to bid on some of the world's most spectacular paintings.
Dreams could be fulfilled this day; greatness could be achieved as some
could say," I have the greatest collection." The auction began with a
painting that was not on any museum list... It was the painting of the
old man's son. The auctioneer asked for an opening bid, but the room was
silent.
"Who will open the bidding with $100?" he asked. Moments passed as no
one spoke. From the back of the room came, "Who cares about that
painting? It's just a picture of his son. Let's forget it and get on to
the good ones." More voices echoed in agreement. "No, we have to sell
this one-first," replied the auctioneer. "Now who will take the son?"
Finally, a friend of the old man spoke. "Will you take $10 for the
painting? That's all I have. "Will anyone go higher?" called the
auctioneer. After more silence he said, "Going once, going twice...
Gone!" The gavel fell. Cheers filled the room and someone shouted, "Now
we can get on with it and bid on these treasures!"
The auctioneer looked at the audience and announced that the auction was
over. Stunned disbelief quieted the room. Then someone spoke up and
asked, "What do you mean it's over? We didn't come here for a portrait
of some old man's son! What about all of the other paintings? There are
millions of dollars worth of art work here. We demand an explanation!"
The auctioneer replied, "It's very simple. According to the will of the
father, whoever takes the son...gets it all."
Just as the art collectors discovered on that day...The message is still
the same...the love of the Father....a Father whose son gave his life
for others...And because of that Father's love...Whoever takes the Son
gets it all.

Chuck Norris Jokes

  • If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
  • Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
  • Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
  • Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
  • Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
  • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
  • Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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Butterfly Insights

 by: Joie Lake, Source Unknown

A marvelous lesson appeared for me just now as I was exiting thru the garage, to come to this little playplace they call an office. 

As I opened the garage door, I startled a large moth, which, upon spreading it's wings, displayed a bright red "tail" hidden by the motley brown wings, more a "butterfly" than a moth. 

It flew immediately to its perceived escape, the circle-topped window where it frantically tried to exit thru the invisible wall of closed glass. 

I raised the third-car garage door in hopes of aiding it's escape. That caused it to fly higher and higher and become entangled in a spider web. Fearful that it would remain entangled in the web, I selected a long-handled broom to assist him escaping the tangled threads. 

At this, he returned to furiously pumping his wings and banging into the glass, which was, in his perspective, the pathway of escape, but remained his cage. 

By simply turning his focus to one side, he would have easily exited his prison. Rather, due to his intent on one direction, he remained confined, captive.

Busy

  by: Stephen Covey, 7 Habits of Highly Effective People

Once upon a time a very strong woodcutter ask for a job in a timber merchant, and he got it. The paid was really good and so were the work conditions. For that reason, the woodcutter was determined to do his best. 


His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he was supposed to work. 

The first day, the woodcutter brought 18 trees 

"Congratulations," the boss said. "Go on that way!" 

Very motivated for the boss’ words, the woodcutter try harder the next day, but he only could bring 15 trees. The third day he try even harder, but he only could bring 10 trees.Day after day he was bringing less and less trees. 

"I must be losing my strength", the woodcutter thought. He went to the boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on. 

"When was the last time you sharpened your axe?" the boss asked. 

"Sharpen? I had no time to sharpen my axe. I have been very busy trying to cut trees..."

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Dig a Little Deeper

There's a story about the California gold rush that tells of two brothers who sold all they had and went prospecting for gold. They discovered a vein of the shining ore, staked a claim, and proceeded to get down to the serious business of getting the gold ore out of the mine. All went well at first, but then a strange thing happened. The vein of gold ore disappeared! They had come to the end of the rainbow, and the pot of gold was no longer there. The brothers continued to pick away, but without succes. Finally, they gave up in disgust. 

They sold their equipment and claim rights for a few hundred dollars, and took the train back home. Now the man who bought the claim hired an engineer to examine the rock strata of the mine. The engineer advised him to continue digging in the same spot where the former owners had left off. And three feet deeper, the new owner struck gold. 

A little more persistence and the two brothers would have been millionaires themselves. That's gold in you too. Do you need to dig three feet farther?

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A Scorpion Moment

There was this Hindu who saw a scorpion floundering around in the water. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger, but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried to get the scorpion out of the water, but the scorpion stung him again. 

A man nearby told him to stop saving the scorpion that kept stinging him. 

But the Hindu said: "It is the nature of the scorpion to sting. It is my nature to love. Why should I give up my nature to love just because it is the nature of the scorpion to sting?" 

Don't give up loving.
Don't give up your goodness.
Even if people around you sting.

Monday, February 2, 2009

16. Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.

17. A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?" 
The barman says, "No, this is a bar, we don't have bread." 
So the duck says, "Got any bread?" 
The barman says, "No, this is a bar, we don't have bread. I told you that." 
"Got any bread?" asks the duck. 
"No, we don't sell bread here... and if you say that again i will nail you to the table!!!!" 
The duck pauses then says, "Got any nails?" 
"No," sighs the barman. 
So the duck says..."Got any bread?"

18. Jeff and Mike are in a car accident and both die. 
Upon Jeff's arrival at the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter. 
"Where is my friend Mike?" Jeff asked. 
St. Peter replies, "Well, Mike was not as fortunate as you. He went in the other direction instead of getting into Heaven." 
Jeff was bothered by this and asked, "Well, could I see Mike one more time just to be sure he is OK?" 
So, Jeff and St. Peter walked over to the edge of Heaven and looked down. There was Mike, on a sandy beach, with a gorgeous blonde in a bikini, and also with keg of beer. 
"I don't mean to complain, but Mike seems to have it pretty nice down there in Hell," says Jeff. 
"It's not as it appears to be," says St. Peter. "You see, the keg has a hole in it............. and the blonde doesn't."

19. Texan: “Where are you from?” 
Harvard grad: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.” 
Texan: “Okay – where are you from, jackass?”

20.  Little Sally came home from school with a proud smile on her face. 
She told her mum, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today." 
Before mum could raise a concern sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut....." 
With a secret smile mum asked, "Was it really small?" 
Sally replied, "No... really salty!"

21. Based on statistics, the most used s*xual position among married couples is doggy style 

- the husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

22. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

23. Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. 
Usually she slept through the class. 

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" 

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. 

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. 

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" 

The Teacher fainted.

24. A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?". 

The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel." 

The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me." 

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" 

The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, 
down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" 

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."

25. A man is out walking in New York when he sees a girl being savaged by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by beating about the head with a stick and saves the girl's life. 
The girl's mother rushes over to him: "Thank you, thank you, you are a hero, tomorrow all the newspapers will have headlines about Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of Young Girl" 
"But I'm not a New Yorker," the man says. 
"Oh, then it will say in all the newspapers Brave American Saves Life of Young Girl," says the mother. 
"But I'm not an American," the man says. 
"What are you then?" asks the mother. 
"I'm an Iranian," the man says. 
The next day he sees the newspaper headlines: 
Islamic Extremist Kills American Dog.

26. Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife 'look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !' Wife replies 'yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse ...'

27. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

28. A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my privates inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." 
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his privates unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. 
The man stood up again and made another offer. 
"I'll pay anyone 100 dollars who's willing to give it a try." 
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. 
A blonde woman timidly spoke up. 
"I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

29. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

30. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

31. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

32. A very fat woman comes into a store and tells the clerk, 
"I would like to see a bikini that fits me." 
Clerk, "me too..."

33. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." 
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

34. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control

35. A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. 
She says, "But sir, its just a sperm bank!" 
"I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. 
So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. 
The guy says, "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!" she looks at him, "BUT, they are sperm samples???" "DO IT!." 
So the nurse sucks it back. 
"That one there, drink that one as well," so the nurse drinks that one as well. 
Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

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Best jokes

1.Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it. Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar. 

The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it." 

"Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." 

So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically. 

"That's amazing," said the bartender. "Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings." 

"Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." 

So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby. 

"Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."

2. A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka." 
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one really bad day." 
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." 
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. 
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" 
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. 
The bartender said, "WOW! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" 
"Yeah, my wife..."

3. Their was a camel and elephant, the elephant said to the camel 
"How come you have your t*ts on your back?" and the camel got offended so he told the elephant 
"Well why do you have your d*ck on your face?"

4. Two eggs boiling in a pan. 
One says, "I've got a huge crack." 
The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not f*cking hard yet."

5. Naughty boy draws a p*nis on a black board. 
Lady teacher rubs it off. 
Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: 
"REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!!

6. Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" 
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. 
The burglar stopped again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. 
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?" 
"Clarence," said the bird. 
"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" 
The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller, Jesus."

7. A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room. 
Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him." 
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh.. well.. ah.. well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." 
And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!" 
His mom says, "Why?" 
And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up."

8. A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 

Looking for man with these qualifications: 
- won't beat me up 
- won't run away from 
- is great in bed. 

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. 
The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away." 
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?" 
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

9. Husband and wife decide to make a password for s*x, they decide on 'washing machine'. 
Later in bed that night husband says, "Washing machine." 
Wife replies, "Not tonight darling I have a sore head." 
Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, "Washing machine." 
Husband replies, "To late it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand."

10. A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. 

The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession." 

The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine." 

Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?"

11. Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his p*nis. 
Lady asks, "What are you?" 
He says, "I'm a fireman." 
"But you're only wearing a glass jar," says the woman. 
He says, "Exactly, in an emergency, break glass." 
pull knob and I'll cum as fast as I can!"

12. There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed, he got up to go home. 

As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. 

So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well, the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. 

By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So then he leaned over her, put his face right next to hers and said; 

"Not very f..kin' strong tonight, are you Batman?"

13. Edward walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. 
"Can I help you, fella?", asks the cop. 
"Yesssh, ssshombody stol my car!" Edward replies. 
The cop asks, "Okay, where was your car the last time you saw it?". 
"It was at the end of this key", Edward replies. 
At this point the cop looks down to see that Edwards p*nis is hanging out of his trousers. The cop 
asks Edward , "Hey buddy, are you aware that you're exposing yourself? 
Edward looks down sadly and moans, "OHHH GOD...they got Julie too!!! "

14. The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. 
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.

15. 2 cowboys talking about s*x. 
1 cowboy says 'I like the rodeo position !' 
'I haven't heard of that ... ' says the other cowboy, 'what is it ?' 'Well get your girlfriend down on all fours and mount her from behind. Then reach round and cup both of her breasts and whisper 'these feel just like your sisters' and try and hold on for 8 seconds !

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A New Day

The sun has begun to set and I hang up the smile I've worn all day. Though I will make sure it is the first thing I put back on in the morning because just in case it is 'that day,' I want her to see me at my very best. 

I do the normal routine, eat dinner, clean the house, write -- the usual stuff. 

And then I lay down hoping to fall asleep quickly so my new day will hurry up and arrive. A new day with a brand new sun. 

But as I lay there and wait for the world to turn half way around, I think about her. And sometimes I smile, and sometimes that smile will turn into a snicker, and then often that snicker will turn into a burst of laughter. 

And then there are times I get that lump in my throat and that tight feeling in my chest, and sometimes that feeling overwhelms me and begins to turn into a tear, and often that tear multiplies itself and I can no longer fight the feeling and I lose the battle. 

Then somehow through either the joy or the sadness I drift and find myself asleep. Then the dreams begin and keep me company until my new day arrives. 

When I awake it's with such excitement! Because I tell myself this could be the day that every other day has led up to and the first day of the rest of my life. I quickly dawn my smile, because I do so want her to see me at my very best. Then I look out the window even though I know it's dawn, but I still have to confirm I've been given another chance to find her. 

And there it is ... the sun, even when it's cloudy; somehow I still see it. And it smiles at me and I say "thank you" and I smile back. 

Then I ask myself, "Is this the day?" And the excitement rushes over me again. And then I ask myself, "Where's it going to be?" 

Maybe it'll be at the water fountain and unexpectedly there I'll find her and much more than my thirst will be quenched. 

Maybe it'll be at the grocery store, and there she'll appear as I'm picking out fruit and she'll show me the difference between fresh and spoiled. Then from that moment, nothing that I will eat will ever taste the same. Because she'll bring out the simplest beauties in everything I see, taste, smell, hear, or touch. 

Or maybe today will be the day when my Angel brings an item up to the cash register without its price tag. And as I wait behind this Angel with all the frustrated people who are in such a hurry about their busy lives, I will find myself with such blessed extra time. Just enough time to start a conversation with this beautiful vision standing behind me that I might not otherwise would have noticed. But because of a "price check on register 5," I was able to find her. 

So will today be the day I say, "THANK YOU GOD!" Thank you for the sun, which began my new day. Thank you for granting me the faith when I arose this morning that I would find her in this new day. But most of all, thank you for me not having to ever wait on another sunrise. Because whenever I want to see it, I will look at her and there it shall always be, in her eyes, she will forever hold it for me. 

She is my sunrise, my dawn, my new day.

24 Things To Always Remember

Your presence is a present to the world.
You are unique and one of a kind.
Your life can be what you want it to be.
Take the days just one at a time. 

Count your blessings, not your troubles.
You will make it through whatever comes along.
Within you are so many answers.
Understand, have courage, be strong. 

Do not put limits on yourself.
So many dreams are waiting to be realized.
Decisions are too important to leave to chance.
Reach for your peak, your goal and you prize. 

Nothing wastes more energy than worrying.
The longer one carries a problem the heavier it gets.
Do not take things too seriously.
Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets. 

Remember that a little love goes a long way.
Remember that a lot … goes forever.
Remember that friendship is a wise investment.
Life’s treasure are people together. 

Realize that it is never too late.
Do ordinary things in an extraordinary way.
Have hearth and hope and happiness.
Take the time to wish upon a start. 

AND DO NOT EVER FORGET ….
FOR EVEN A DAY
HOW VERY SPECIAL YOU ARE !

A Clever Dog

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he saw a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. 

So, he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in his mouth, as well." 

The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten dollar Note there. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut up shop and follow the dog. 

So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street when he comes To a level crossing. 

The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way. 

The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. 

The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and then sits on one of the seats provided. Along comes a bus. The dog walks around to the front, looks at the number, and goes back to his seat. 

Another bus comes. Again the dog goes and looks at the number, notices it's the right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by now, open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus. 

The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the dog Looking at the scenery. Eventually he gets up, and moves to the front of the bus. He stands on 2 back paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. Then he gets off, his groceries still in his mouth. 

Well, dog and butcher are walking along the road, and then the dog turns into a house. He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step. 

Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself against the door. He goes back down the path, runs up to the door and again, it throws himself against it. There's no answer at the house, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to the window, and beats his head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door. 

The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him. 

The butcher runs up, and stops the guy. "What in heaven's name are You doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me!" to which the guy responds: "You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key." 

Reflection:
Looks like some, people will never be satisfied with what they've got. 

When it comes to the work place, Employers do not know how to appreciate their people who have served them loyally through the years. I've seen companies lose good people for the simple fact their leaders failed to show appreciation. Employers with big egos enjoy the fact that they have more power and authority than others. They show, in the way they give orders and directions, that they think they are superior. They get a kick out of displaying this superiority. People who do this are fools, and everyone but them knows it. They are never satisfied because they could not be satisfied even if their people perform well. 

They don't listen to the opinion and ideas of their subordinates. 

Why? Because of their stupid pride and insecurity. 

People of this kind will never be satisfied. Why? Because they are so busy wrapped up in themselves and, fact is, the self can never be satisfied. Happy and productive people are always those who are "others-centered" rather than "self- centered." The greatest idea of leadership is not someone who throws his weight around. Rather, he is a servant. As Bible would say, "He who wish to be a leader should first be a servant." 

His joy is derived from delivering a job that others benefit from his contribution. Aim for service and success will follow.

Inspirational movies

The Terminal (2004)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
Hidalgo (2004)

The Terminal (2004)


"The Terminal" tells the story of Viktor Navorski (Tom Hanks), a visitor to New York from Eastern Europe, whose homeland erupts in a fiery coup while he is in the air en route to America. Stranded at Kennedy Airport with a passport from nowhere, he is unauthorized to actually enter the United States and must improvise his days and nights in the terminal’s international transit lounge until the war at home is over. As the weeks and months stretch on, Viktor finds the compressed universe of the terminal to be a richly complex world of absurdity, generosity, ambition, amusement, status, serendipity and even romance with a beautiful flight attendant named Amelia (Catherine Zeta-Jones). But Viktor has long worn out his welcome with airport official Frank Dixon (Stanley Tucci), who considers him a bureaucratic glitch, a problem he cannot control but wants desperately to erase.

Forrest Gump (1994)


Forrest, Forrest Gump is a simple man with little brain activity but good intentions. He struggles through childhood with his best and only friend Jenny. His 'mama' teaches him the ways of life and leaves him to choose his destiny. Forrest joins the army for service in Vietnam, finding new friends called Dan and Bubba, he wins medals, starts a table tennis craze, creates a famous shrimp fishing fleet, inspires people to jog, create the smiley, write bumper stickers and songs, donating to people and meeting the president several times. However this is all irrelevant to Forrest who can only think of his childhood sweetheart Jenny. Who has messed up her life. Although in the end all he wants to prove is that anyone can love anyone

Million Dollar Baby (2004)


Frankie is an ex-boxer who owns a pretty run down gym and Morgan Freeman is his helper/assistant. Maggie, a poor girl, comes in one day and wants Frankie to be her trainer/manager. He refuses at first but is worn down by her will power. She starts winning matches left and right (ha ha). Then her white trash family rejects her completely and she tells Frankie, he's the only one she's got. Frankie, who goes to a catholic church everyday and enjoys pestering the priest with theological questions, has a dark secret.

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The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)


"Don't ever let somebody tell you you can't do something. ...You got a dream, you gotta protect it... If you want something, go get it. Period."

In Columbia Pictures' The Pursuit of Happyness, Chris Gardner (Will Smith) is a bright and talented but marginally employed salesman. Struggling to make ends meet, Gardner finds himself and his five-year-old son evicted from their San Francisco apartment with nowhere to go. When Gardner lands an internship at a prestigious stock brokerage firm, he and his son endure many hardships, including living in shelters, in pursuit of his dream of a better life for the two of them.

Chris Gardner (Will Smith) is a family man struggling to make ends meet. Despite his valiant attempts to help keep the family afloat, the mother (Thandie Newton) of his five-year-old son Christopher (Jaden Christopher Syre Smith) is buckling under the constant strain of financial pressure. No longer able to cope, she reluctantly decides to leave.

Chris, now a single father, continues doggedly to pursue a better-paying job using every sales skill he knows. He lands an internship at a prestigious stock brokerage firm, and although there is no salary, he accepts, hopeful he will end the program with a job and a promising future. Without a financial cushion, Chris and his son are soon evicted from their apartment and forced to sleep in shelters, bus stations, bathrooms, or wherever they can find refuge for the night.

Despite his troubles, Chris continues to honor his commitment as a loving and caring father, using the affection and trust his son has placed in him as an impetus to overcome the obstacles he faces.

Hidalgo (2004)


Held yearly for centuries, the Ocean of Fire--a 3,000 mile survival race across the Arabian desert--was a challenge restricted to the finest Arabian horses ever bred, the purest and noblest lines, owned by the greatest royal families. In 1890, a wealthy sheik invited an American, Frank T. Hopkins, and his horse to enter the race for the first time. During the course of his career, Hopkins was a cowboy and dispatch rider for the U.S. cavalry--and had once been billed as the greatest rider the West had ever known. The Sheik puts his claim to the test, pitting the American cowboy and his mustang, Hidalgo, against the world's greatest Arabian horses and Bedouin riders--some of whom are determined to prevent a foreigner from finishing the race. For Frank, the Ocean of Fire becomes not only a matter of pride and honor, but a race for his very survival as he and his horse attempt the impossible. Written by Sujit R. Varma 

Frank T. Hopkins, a cowboy working in Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show is troubled by the events he saw at Wounded Knee and by the way the Indians are treated in the show. Billed as the world's greatest endurance rider, an Arabian sheik challenges the title and the rider to come ride in a great race across the desert. Once there he becomes embroiled in political intrigue - a desert prince is trying to seize the sheik's breeding secrets to the great Arabian horses. Also an Englishwoman is trying to win the rights to breed one of her thoroughbred with the great Arabian champion. Hidalgo is the small, mixed breed horse that Hopkins rides and is a metaphor for Hopkins himself who is a half-breed born to a Lakota Indian woman, but has hid it from most everyone. If you take the film on surface value, it is a fun film; however the political overtones can be overweighing. It clearly offers cowboys and Arabs (nee Indians). The sheik's daughter wants her freedom and exposes her face to the cowboy. Then there are gaping plot holes - it is amazing how many Arabs, including a lowly goat herder do speak English. Nevertheless, if you want to suspend your belief and can overlook the political implications of the movie, it can be a fun ride. Contains considerable violence, both in a depiction of the massacre at Wounded Knee and later killings during the Arabian adventure. There is one particularly grueling event involving an injury to Hidalgo. Written by John Sacksteder {jsackste@bellosuth.net} 

Frank Hopkins was a rider for the Army, who was at the Wounded Knee Massacre, which would haunt him for life and he copes by turning to the bottle. He joins Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show, and is billed as the greatest horseman and his horse, Hidalgo is billed as the greatest horse in the world because of the countless races he has won. But an Arab questions that claim because they have not competed in a race like the Oceans of Fire which is very grueling. Hopkins decides to join it. So he travels to the Middle East to enter and has several rivals and there are those who don't want him to win. And Frank gets to face some of the demons that plague him.

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Love quotes III

1.  "To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven."

2.   "Love, till dawn sunder night from day with fire Dividing my delight and my desire..."

3.   "Love is friendship set on fire."

4.  "Within you I lose myself. Without you I find myself wanting to become lost again."

5. "Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile..."

6."I see my fated stars in your eyes. They melt me like the sun does snow."

7.  "The rose speaks of love silently, in a language known only to the heart."

8.  "To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed."

9.  "If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you made me smile, I would have the whole night sky in the palm of my hand."

10. "If you love me only in my dreams, let me be asleep forever."

11. "Kiss me and you will see stars; love me and I will give them to you."

12. "Love is a dream that comes alive when we meet."

13.  "The soul that can speak with its eyes can also kiss with a gaze."

12.  "Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essense."

13. "Harmony is pure love, for love is a concerto."

14.  "Here are fruits, flowers, leaves, and branches, And here is my heart which beats only for you."

15. "When a heart finds another, what's a cloud more or less in the sky?"

16. "The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.

17. "From every human being there rises a light that reaches straight to heaven. And when two souls that are destined to be together find each other, their streams of light flow together, and a single brighter light goes forth from their united being."

18.  "The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a growing depth, beauty and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvelous thing; it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of divine accident, and the most wonderful of all things in life."

19.  "Love means to commit oneself without guarantee, to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person. Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love."

20.  "You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly."

21. "The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable."

22.  "True love begins when nothing is looked for in return."

23.  "Love is the emblem of eternity: it confounds all notion of time: effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end."

24. "The life and love we create is the life and love we live."

25. "For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it."

26.  "Listening is an attitude of the heart, a genuine desire to be with another which both attracts and heals."

27.  "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage."

28.  "The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss."

29.  "Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul."

30.  "Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it."

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Love quotes II

1.  "Love distills desire upon the eyes, love brings bewitching grace into the heart."

--Euripides

2.  "I love her and that's the beginning of everything."

3.  "I wished for nothing beyond her smile, and to walk with her thus, hand in hand, along a sun-warmed, flower-bordered path."

4.  "Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."

5.  "Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."

6.  "What I feel for you seems less of earth and more of a cloudless heaven."

7.  "It's so easy, To think about Love, To Talk about Love, To wish for Love, But it's not always easy, To recognize Love, Even when we hold it.... In our hands."

8. "Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one."

9.  "The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart."

10.  "... See there's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me." 
--Gretchen Kemp

11. "When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness."

12. "Make me immortal with a kiss."

13.  "Oh, thou art fairer than the evening air Clad in the beauty of a thousand stars."

14.  "Love is the enchanted dawn of every heart."

15.  "In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing."

16. "We came by night to the Fortunate Isles, And lay like fish Under the net of our kisses."

17. "The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain signing to it...you and you alone make me feel that I am alive...Other men, it is said, have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough."

18.  "In love there are two things: bodies and words."

19.  "I become a waterwheel, turning and tasting you, as long as water moves."

20. "I miss you even more than I could have believed; and I was prepared to miss you a good deal."

21.  "Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction."

22.  "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."

23.  "There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved."

24.  "There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved."

25.  "Sometimes your nearness takes my breath away; and all the things I want to say can find no voice. Then, in silence, I can only hope my eyes will speak my heart."

26.  "My heart is ever at your service."

27. "The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite."

28.  "Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."

29.  "I am my beloved, and my beloved is me."

30.  "Her breath is like honey spiced with cloves, Her mouth delicious as a ripened mango."

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Love quotes

1. Time might lead me to nowhere; faith might break me apart; but I'll always thankful that once, along my life's journey I found you.

2. There's something I want to tell and I think you should know. I've kept this deep inside of me but now I must say this to you. These words that I'm trying to tell has always been at my tongues-tail. But each time I opened my mouth it seems that words never get in the way. Look, I don't have the courage to say personally or in front of you but only when I'm alone I can say ans whisper the words I've longed to tell. I hope that you can feel it if I won't say it. What I wanted to see is that I LOVE YOU DEEPLY.

3. Can you slove this?

     I + 1/2 of square + O +1/2 of X + middle of the SEA +3/4 of X +O + middle of the SUN

     Answer: I LOVE YOU

4. You se I'm not an angel, thou I wanted to be, I've hurt so many people just for being me, but "YOU" a stranger who passed by me, made an angel in my heart that no one could see.

5. I may be busy in all the things I do, but never will I forget somone like you, so I'm keeping in touch to let you know, your in my mind more often than you know.

6. If a falling star comes your way, don't attempt to make a wish coz your wish woudn't come true... I myself made a wish and it didn't happened... coz if it did I would have you here with me.

7. It's a risk having you coz it's like stealing an angel from heaven, if I would be punished for that, I'd rather accept it than give you back coz I know I'd never have another you in my life

8. . Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are. 

Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.
- Captain Corelli's Mandolin6. "Love is the beauty of the soul."

9. "My night has become a sunny dawn because of you."

10. "In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person."

11. "In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities."

12.  "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."

13."Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life."

14.  "Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me."

15.  "In my wildest dreams, you always play the hero. In my darkest hour of night, you rescue me, you save my life."

16.  "Come live with me and be my love, and we will some new pleasures prove, of golden sands, and crystal beaches, with silken lines and silver hooks..."

17.  "What I do and what I dream include thee, as the wine must taste of its own grapes..."

18. "I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach..."

19.  "Take away love, and our earth is a tomb."

20.  "But to see her was to love her, love but her, and love her forever."

21."She walks in Beauty, like the night
Of cloudness climes and starry skies,
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes..."

22. "Like music on the waters is they sweet voice to me."

23. "I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you."

24. "You're nothing short of my everything."

25. "The only true gift is a portion of yourself."

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Inspirational stories

24 Things To Always Remember      

 A New Day

Only One Childhood

Useless Life

Dog And Cat

 A Clever Dog

F-A-M-I-L-      

 Dig a Little Deeper

Just Five More Minutes (ratings:3/5)

The "Why" of Love

Pickup in the Rain

The Army Son ( ratings: 5/5)

Most Important Question

Lovely Coincidence (ratings: 3/5)

If we could shrink the earth's population

Child's Definition of LOVE.

The Beauty of Love

Beauty Is in the Eye of the Beholder

God's Coffee

Become What You Want to Be

Moonlight Ride

Maintain Your Integrity (ratings:3/5)

Boomerangs

Sin of Omission

Are You a Bucket-Filler or a Dipper?

A Most Important Lesson

The Color of Friendshi

The Bear and the Two Travelers

Hang In There

Trees That Wood

The Sin of Omission

A Smile

Handwriting on the Wall

Who Packed Your Parachute?

Didn't learn in high school

Rose

Take the Son: